alarm cup

The cup one keeps on their nightstand or by their bed in case of urinary emergency.

My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.

Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.

by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011

Alarna

Alarna is like a lucky dip. you never know what you could get. she has such good qualities like shes friendly, trustworthy, loyal and really really funny. shes the person you go to when you need a good laugh. shes respectful, honest and i'm so lucky to have a friend like her.

this party will be ten times better now alarnas here!

by KiT_kAt1978 June 16, 2018

Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting

When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.

by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

fire alarm

A mysterious creature that throws a temper tantrum whenever it smells smoke or is pulled by someone.

The fire alarm sounded.

by Chicken Nubs October 14, 2017

fire alarm

owie my ears

who pulled the fire alarm

by cladymore74 May 7, 2019

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019