alexander ivanov

A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small

You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows

by faggy waggy nitty December 6, 2017

Alexander (Alex)

A cheating lying piece of shit that will ruin your life he is never going to change he will always be unloyal he will leave you for a girl that looks like a whole man he is the biggest fuckboi you’ll ever meet

“Huh? Oh Alexander (Alex)? Eh he’s a little bitch.”

Alexander is a lier I don’t like him.

by Issa.queen12 December 29, 2018

Alexander Rybak

A Norwegian/belarusian bitch who won eurovision song contest 2009 with the most annoying song ever, "fairytale".
He is hated by most Norwegians.

person 1 : "I'm in love with a fairytaleeeee even though it huuuurts"
person 2 : shut up you fucking cunt, no one likes alexander rybak

by agagagagagga March 10, 2010

Alexander Sangmoore

Sangmoore is truly the god of all things, he commands the memetic division and will crush his enemies on site!

Person 1: 'Alexander Sangmoore is a terrible human with a horrible moustache!'
Person 2: 'Sangmoore and the rest of the memetic division will crush you!'

by RespeccWomenOrDie June 9, 2018

Alexander Chan

A guy that usually sleeps in class and when he speaks, sounds like he has just smoked some weed.

"Dude, wake up! Don't be an Alexander Chan!"

by thatweirdasianboi February 26, 2018

Alexander Daniel

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

ben alexander

a soggy boi that likes a strum every now and then...
loves a good sesh on club penguin
fond of people from SEN.

wow, such a soggy boo
ben alexander,

by frankie freeland June 18, 2018