Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)

"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"

by ArgentMane July 20, 2017

Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019

Albert Beldad

The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.

Karl tolentino asked: Asan na Akarin GF ko?
Roehan replies: Albert Beldad

by Michael Yumizuri November 19, 2021

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

Albert

Complete degeneracy

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023

Albert Style

Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.

Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style

Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style

I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style

by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025