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Alan

An extremely hot guy with a 10 inch penis. He is a great guy but can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends. A real ladies man and a amazing athlete. A true sportsman in all sports. Usually the type of guy that gets all the girls.
"seen Alan lately? I really want him."

"no but I want him as well."

"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"
by AW11/Wootowoodo October 14, 2015
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Alan

A guy who takes your heart away and makes it beat faster and faster. He is athletic, smart, logistically dumb, weird, amazing, loving, and the list goes on and on. Always a great guy. Don't let go of him. Stay together. He will protect you and stand up for you. He might deny his feelings, but soon you will figure out what he is thinking. He. Is. Amazing.
"OMG ITS ALAN!!"

"I wanna be his friend!"
"Let's go!!!"
by I'm So Anonymous November 1, 2019
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Alan

Alan is a little nit
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Alani

has a big forhead, she is underestimated but she is very smart and she has shoe game her hair is puffy/curly at times she is very nice but has a attitude at times she is slim has a flat stomach but has a big butt and is very attractive . she also cares for most of her friends
friend : i got all c's alani : you can't have cs we need to study to get your grades up
by hvuvuvuvuvh March 20, 2017
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Alan

Alan is shit at fortnite and only has only one best pal, although he can’t fight for his life he is still dumb af.
Alan is gay.
by Cool memes November 12, 2019
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Alan

the most adorible thing ever. too cute for words, if you cant explain how cute something is you call it an alan. if you get called an alan you are amazing and cute. sometimes mispelled by alyn or alyen or allen or alen.
look at that alan.
that cat is so alan.
by limba smith March 1, 2011
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Alan Boner

a bass who eats goldfish and pees down slids
by Alsdssad January 12, 2008
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