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Alan

Verb: angry man with little penis who often has poop on his pinky.
He really Alan’d that girls butthole.
by Tyler Moser June 26, 2021
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Alan Kulwicki

A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.
Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.
by AK7Forever October 29, 2023
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Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole
Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021
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Alan Brazil

A man who calls you a mug or a fat f*ck regularly.
Our Ollie is 100% an Alan Brazil.
by xBenno97x May 1, 2020
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Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses
Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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Alan P

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure
Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable
by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021
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alan

super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
by aloonamoon October 16, 2019
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