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Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021
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Cmon Amanda, we all know what “At the airport, getting my family from Boston” means.
by Mopballs February 24, 2022
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crushing the airport

while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”
by gibgub November 27, 2022
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crushing the airport

when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
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Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022
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The Slovakian AirPod

The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.
My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!
by Maximus H April 1, 2024
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