The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.
by Star_of_david July 22, 2014
by Slum Shady Dips July 14, 2017
You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"
by hanselhavoc April 03, 2009
The act of having your Partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.
This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.
Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.
This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.
Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.
" Dude I saw the Ambulance at your house last night, what happened?"
" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.
" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.
by Bigblack1915 February 17, 2011
A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.
by Thundertyrant December 11, 2015
When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.
by crimson cock May 14, 2011
by africanmudbooter27 December 20, 2010