chickfila addicts

An addiction to chick-fil-a is not uncommon in today's age. The most commonly effected are 14-17 year old Jewish males. The addiction begins very slow but as some therapist say the addiction can only get worse. Symptoms include gelled hair and over active acne. If you or a friend is suffering from this please call the number on the bottom. You could change a life for the better.
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by DJ SODI December 5, 2017

Fairmont addict

A man addicted to the Fairmont hotel chain. They are pretentious; they pronounce it as 'fa-mohn.' They wear slippers gifted from the Fairmont religiously, to the point at which they are disintegrating from the stench coming from them. The bathrobes and towels they use, stolen from the Fairmont, are yellowing in a disgusting way. They compare every hotel to the Fairmont, and can only sleep on the plush sheets of a Fairmont bed. This addiction is dangerous... and must be stopped.

Ansh loves the Fairmont! He's such a Fairmont addict

by Cactusfan101 March 26, 2022

drama addiction

The constant involvement with dramatic people by allowing them to open up and getting involved in their bullshit

She listens to all of their problems with such a drama addiction!

by Lfeass November 6, 2015

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.

My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.

by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.

At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.

by stuntmidget January 16, 2012

Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.

"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018