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River City Science Academy!

A school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "

Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"

Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"

Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later

Scenario 4:

Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamarr December 2, 2017
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academic decathlon

a scholastic competition which involves all of the following:
1) the abuse of any number of anti-sleep substances
2) epic plastic swordfight
3) a 500 ton binder that won't ever be used for anything besides dropping it on the floor to annoy the superintendent on the first floor
4) a super-action-packed event called the super quiz, during which the honors students sit and laugh at the varsity students, followed by an intense jousting match
5) giving an interview and speech to a panel of three old, stoic and unfailingly unsatisfied judges
6) a vast amount of unattractive people

or, 7) a term used to describe anyone with large bags under their eyes, a vast amount of bruising or dry erase marker all over their hands
1) freshman year I used coffee to study lewis and clark, but i've found that anatomy and physiology requires crystal meth
2) did you see those freaks upstairs in plastic armor? the acadorks ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.
3) why does she have trouble walking into school on mondays and thursdays?
4) did you see that stupid kid who just got 0/5?! please, i got at least one.
5) my speech judge tried to hold up her "30 seconds remaining sign" but she was arthritic and so i continued on for five more minutes and got a 80.
6) hey, he's not bad looking... for an acadork.
7) that bitch in my ap lang and comp class? she makes no sense, she's so academic decathlon in the morning.
by misspandora July 23, 2008
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Interlochen Arts Academy

the best boarding school ever. Full of amazing artists who major in music, dance, creative writing, visual arts or film making. Only accept 500 kids. definitely the best boarding school, not full of snobby polo wearers... these kids have a uniform! Not a freak show, everyone is so down to earth and the campus is beautiful.

top 5 best arts school in the country!
I got accepted into Interlochen Arts Academy for violin.

Oh wow, you must be very very talented! didnt all of the most amazing artists go there? Like Sufjan Stevens?

Yep!
by sweenybeeny August 19, 2008
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Davidson Academy

Abbreviated; D.A, Davidson, The Seventh Level of Hell

A public school on the UNR campus dedicated to providing

profoundly gifted young people an advanced educational

opportunity matched to their abilities, strengths, and

interests.

In English this translates as being the only high school completely barren of any chance to get some.
What's that sound? The shattered hopes of Davidson Academy students.
by 123plzshankmi April 21, 2011
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Saint James Academy

A school for kids with extremely rich parents 95% of the time. This could also mean there is rarely ever a black kid there(Only approximately 3 black people have been there in its 15 year history none staying longer then 2 years.) People rarely ever know anything aboutt his school. All matters are taken to an extreme level there giving double demerits for saying this like pissed off in a year book {which there is considered a "public document" (my ass)}Most kids there could be considered losers with the exception of few. Never go there looking to get any because chances are you won't.
Girl 1: what schools your boyfriend go to?

Girl 2: Oh Saint James Academy

Girl 1: Oh.......I've heard of that school..... He must be a fagget
by C-Izzle November 11, 2008
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Academic Crush

An intense and completely un-romantic appreciation for a person's intellectual or social level of sophistication or education.
My professor is so smart, I think I have an academic crush on her!"
by George McClain August 7, 2009
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Academic Ping-Pong

The back-and-forth between university professors frequently contained in the scholarly literature. By this point, the arguments have strayed far afield from the reality to which they were once connected.
Professor Phillips's new article, "Medieval Literature and Kantian Philosophy: A Reply to Professor Dempsey" is just more academic ping-pong and not worthy of your time.
by King Maker August 29, 2006
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