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Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

When someone does absolutely ass on something (“Absolutely Killed it means you did well but adding “This is Dead” with it means that you did bad)
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Absolutely Perfect

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist
by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024
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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020
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Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.
Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.
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Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka
Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”
by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021
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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
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