Non-athletic athletic person

A non-athletic athletic person can be applied to any number of people; specifically jocks and/or preps . One who is a non-athletic athletic person may play many sports however, in reality, are good at none of them and hold only mediocre athletic ability.
See Plaid Shorts

Dude did you see CJ jump up and try to catch that baseball?
Man that sucked.
I know, apart from being a total douche, he's also totally a non-athletic athletic person!
You said it.

by Kosher Boy May 30, 2008

Social athlete

A participant or individual who competes in any sport in which alcoholic beverages are part of or encouraged. Sports include bowling, darts, horseshoes, pool, etc.

Team captain: We'll be lucky to Tim on our bowling team. He's one he'll of a social athlete.

by Snoop_JoeyJoe September 13, 2011

Athlete's Cock

Fungus on a penis that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock.

I had Madden rub Tinactin on my athlete's cock.

Argh my athlete's cock itches.

by BOOOM! September 24, 2009

computer-athlete

Some who is the opposit of a computer-jock. They play sports and have friends but they do tend to nerd out when it comes to computer geams.

Bob: man Willy got MVP for Volleyball but sure need to stay away from computer games.
Mark: I know hes such a Computer-Athlete.

by William Pate December 6, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

very talented singer is true in her music and is a individual unlike other singers who are followers!!!!!!!!!!

im being myself and i dont give a damn what people say and think of me!!!!!!!!

by caren May 13, 2005

Athlete's Dick

When your boyfriend or sexual partner is very active in sports or hobbies such as skateboarding, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.. and his penis reeks of absolute death and disparities. And, if he's not circumcised, you are surprised by little cheese balls of joy in your mouth.

You're talking to your friend about past partners and most revolting oral sex encounters and think of the most engenius word for nasty penis, Athlete's Dick.

by Kara Spade February 3, 2017

Athletic Club Bilbao

Spanish midtable racist football club in Bilbao Spain. Promotes racism and xenophobia whereby the club will only sign players who were born in the Basque or who learned their football skills at a Basque club.

Athletic Club Bilbao unwritten rule is shit as their fans.
Bilbao is Spain not Basque.
Long live Spain

by NoToFarmers May 23, 2022