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alan

i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
i miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
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Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.
"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"
by Mr Majos March 13, 2023
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Alan

Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed
You want to go and have sex with Alan? Of course
by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016
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Alan Janney

An author of many books such as: The Outlaw and Good Girl.
by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020
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alan

The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.
“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”

“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
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Alan

alan. hes alan.
alan: alan.
guy: yeah thats alan
by bigbadoops69420 April 20, 2022
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