Adam 

The kid that lives next to you and we’re a shirt that says can’t adult today he 12

Fuck that shirt Adam

Adam by Chris H. 223 April 25, 2019

Adam 

Attractive to only gay men because of his manly calves.

Adam is a short jumper.

Adam by Lrigeht May 11, 2019

Adam 

the fat kid round the corner

Adam is a fatfuck

Adam by 53 Cylinders November 3, 2019

ADam 

Its a damn shame.

It's ADam shame that fine chic is a lesbian.

ADam by #M&M's#sweets#candy#chocholate December 12, 2019

Adam 

Has an absolutely massive cock

Girl: Adams massive cock makes me so horny!

Adam by Biggpp November 23, 2019

Adam 

The type of guy that you'd generally fall in love with on first sight.

Just kidding. He's a slut. Generally very obese, eats a lot, and plays children's games to jack off in his spare time. Never become an Adam.

P1: Someone tell Adam to lose some fucking weight! He's broken 5 chairs today!
P2: Alright, I'll get somebody!

Adam by _mayan_ November 26, 2019

adam 

adam usually isn’t great looking, probably dark hair, hark eyes, tall (thank god), kinda stinks and has weird hobbies. adam is also a very hard person to love, it’s not that he denies it or turns it down it’s just that many don’t think he is a nice person so they don’t want to be his friend of even be around him. most people hate him and want him to die.

person1: hey look at that kid over there
person2: ew yeah i heard he’s and adam
person1: ew omfg

adam by th3se guys November 30, 2019