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Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017
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Run from a fight

Fight, what fight? They said it was going to be a beatdown.
To run from a fight is what is going to happen.
by bushlight January 16, 2018
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crispd from a dist

When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.

Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).
Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!
by 2nd cousin February 9, 2018
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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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bro from a different walmart

me and my bro from a different walmart played minecraft last night
by computernerd2222 April 15, 2020
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Drink from a Babies Bottle

Translated : To drink semen from the penis of a Man whom has fathered a child or children.

"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"
Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.
by whistletotim November 22, 2021
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face from a far

When your face is not close, but far
In close they can see your face.
Dave: talk with your face from a far!
Bob: why?
Dave: So they won't see your face.
by FluffyPossume February 13, 2022
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