by Numberline June 13, 2023

by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
by Alastus June 21, 2016

noun, person: a boyfriend that, even though he adores his girlfriend & lets her walk all over him, he annoys her to no end. even the sound of his breathing makes her want to gouge his eyeballs out & kick him in the face, neck, & nuts. also, the only time he gets laid is a pity-fuck.
jeez my stupid fuckimg boyfriend just changed my oil, put new tires on my car, delivered my baby, got up with her all night while i slept, then moved all my furniture & my best friends furniture upstairs into our new apartment, and he had the nerves to buy me a 3 karat diamond ring & it wasnt even the right size. what a goober fuck!
by ElJaye June 13, 2011

When someone sticks there hand down their pants and rubs their fingers around their sweaty crotch and then pull it out and run their fingers around the rim of a glass.
by You Got Robbed April 25, 2008

by ben dover October 3, 2004

by playmoresinatra July 7, 2014
