watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off
Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"
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shrek-tion

When you leave your penis unwashed for 7 days and it starts to grow mold.
Babe your dick looks like it has mold on it, you must have a shrek-tion!”
by DankHitz420 December 05, 2019
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Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.
James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 16, 2018
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shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!
You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!
by History is Lit Fam November 28, 2017
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Oh Shrek

A "swear" word for middle schoolers in place of "the 'f' word." Also can be used when engaged in intercourse with the legend himself.
Kid 1: Oh Shrek! Somebody stole all of my Robux!!!
by isaactherutabaga September 29, 2017
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Anti-shrek

A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.
Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"
by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016
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Donald Shrek

A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.
Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.
by LividPlanets November 25, 2018
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