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She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
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Get the shannon dodging mug.Shannon is the best girlfriend someone could ever ask for. She’s funny, a god a rapping and makeup, always knows how to help someone in the best ways, loves me for who i am, makes me and others feel loved, and just overall the best.
Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.
Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.
She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.
And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.
Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.
Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.
Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.
Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.
She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.
And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.
Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.
Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.
Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
“y/n is so lucky to have Shannon as a girlfriend. I wish i had a girlfriend even half as good as Shannon.”
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