Sloppy Shannon

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.

Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.

by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025

Shannon

Shannon is the type of person to be kind talkative, funny, and makes himself known, ya know the class clown that everyone likes. He’s handsome, and a gentleman but anything turns him on. If you date him, he’ll make you feel special, like you’re the only one in the world he loves.

“Shannon? Yeah I know him”
“Lol doesn’t everyone?”

by It’s not gay if you wear socks December 18, 2021

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

Shannon

Someone who is unable to perform skill moves on pro clubs.

Come on cunt. Stop doing skills. Stop doing a shannon ya nut.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

Shannon Slade

a very shady, slady, slay queen type gyal

"omg it's Shannon Slade. SLAY QUEEN!!! GAY ICON!!!"

by edsheeranismyidol November 22, 2021

shannon

dumb

who's that?
oh, that's shannon, she's dumb

by loeeza_12 October 4, 2020

shannon

a guy who unadds you because he doesn’t want to see you on his best friend list, ghosts you, wants you back, cheats on you, sends you mixed signals and gets mad when you get another boyfriend. summary: shannon is a low life cheating slag

Boy: You know Shannon?

Girl: Ugh.. that lowlife?

by urabeanflicker69 December 22, 2022