Joel shillito

a midget with a extra extra small penis and is a little twat

joel shillito s a noob

by team elie 144 March 27, 2018

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Billy Joel Special

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

joel frith

to be very ugly and have very strange members of family to be precise small fat ones called paul

"wow that's joel frith...." said sam "were is his over weight obese dad at" said jane "he must be near the ground is shaking" said sam and tilly

by joel frith has a fat dad February 2, 2019

Joel Micah

The most loving, adorable, kind, caring, affection guy in Candy's world!

"Joel Micah gave me a gorgeous ring on Christmas."

"Joel Micah took me to a beautiful dinner at the space needle on our 2 year anniversary!"

"Joel Micah is the love of my life."

by candychica206 December 14, 2008

Joel Velazquez

A guy that jams out to Red hot chili peppers & Sublime while he has a blunt in his hand.

Joel's Velazquez are guys that smoke alot of pot, skinny & tall , mirror image of the lead singer from 30H!3, always with a girl named Afrika

Their goes a Joel Velazquez!

That kid was such a "Joel Velazquez running with that girl!

by AfrikaGiselle August 15, 2011

Haley Joel Osment

One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)

Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome

by kitikat88 January 8, 2009