Derek Pitsch

100 percent exotic 200 percent asshole, 1-10 on looks 9-10 on jokes, 100-10 on attitude.

That Derek Pitsch is a loveable asshole.

by 1234fu July 22, 2024

Derek

A person who sits down to do up their snowboard bindings to the annoyance of some other boarders.

“Look at that guy sitting down to do up his bindings. What a complete and utter Derek!”

by Typo44 February 20, 2020

Derek Kim

Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏

Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today

Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️

by AliceChungus November 22, 2022

Derek

A Derek is an object who does stupid shit.

A Derek does stupid shit, like running like a GTA character, and “playing” with his brother. He once sent a Harvard acceptance letter as a joke, and got accepted.

by LilDOfficial February 20, 2024

Derek Luigi

gay

look at him he's so Derek Luigi.

by /\y/\yr0/\/ March 17, 2019

Derek

Wisdom, strategy, handicrafts, knowledge, art, education, speech, literature, a god of all activities requiring mental aptitude

Derek is a name

by GermaniumL November 5, 2025

Derek

A leprechaun with an idly big ass yet not too big. Is not a threat to your girl but is to your boy. Will do anything for his pot of gold.

Derek killed a man.

by Dbrhdnrbdj November 23, 2021