complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.
he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"
woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"
woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
by Kierank97 March 08, 2024
Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.
by Sterek Dack May 25, 2023
Own goaling in Rocket League
by Unborn5916 March 17, 2021
The most goated man on earth, who would also be very impressed if someone who knew him were to be reading this right now.
by THEbutt man butt October 02, 2022
Derek Dailey is one of the hottest people you'll ever meet, he is absolutely stunning in the way he talks and walks. He doesn't like talking to most people, but if he talks to you, you are one of the luckiest people alive. Derek Dailey is a hottie with a killer body.
by Salamander Flop March 02, 2018
BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.
Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek
by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022
Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect
by Frkofdawk July 21, 2024