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chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open
damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open
by T ROCK January 4, 2005
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chinese caligraphy

beautiful chinese art of writings or charcters that is now copied by the Japanese
chinese caligraphy is so cool
by britis April 3, 2005
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Chinese Firetruck

When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.
Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!
by DjAsianTech November 7, 2010
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chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand
go and show your mum your chinese tool
by hugh jass September 22, 2003
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Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.
Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.
by Sean Fox April 29, 2006
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Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.
The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017
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chinese class

A kind of course that teach you the most difficult language in the world, including a kaleidoscope of words and irregular grammars, besides, every single word has different meaning while put with other words. A Chinese class will install you knowledges with highly subjective perspective, most of which might be incredibly useless and doesn't make sense. Though Chinese classes are usually unreasonable, if you want to pass your final exam, you have no choice but to yield to Chinese teachers’ opinions.
A Chinese class can also used to describe something useless or unreasonable.
Student A: Every day is a holiday somewhere in the world.
Student B: It's such a Chinese class!
by Sherlock Eurus December 21, 2019
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