September 13th

National absolutely destroy ur friends asses day

Why’d you destroy my ass cuz it’s September 13th

by anonymous September 12, 2022

September 13th

National make out wit da last person who texted yu day 💋

👦🏾: *gets text from girl1*

👧🏽 : hey-

*kisses her*

👧🏽 :???

👦🏾:It’s September 13th

👧🏽: oh ok

by the lover <3 September 12, 2022

September 13th

Make out with someone who’s name starts with an M Day

it’s September 13th i guess i gotta make out with mikey

by JOE4325 September 12, 2022

November 13th

Its National Send a Dick pic to your friend day

Friend: hey bro its November 13th
You: So what
Friend: its national send a dick pic day
You: okay bet *sends*

by R37B12 November 13, 2022

August 13th

Hug all myiah’s day

Hug a myiah on august 13th

by my1ah April 21, 2022

October 13th

People born this day are emo kids and are very depressed in life.

You: Hey its October 13th!
Person: It's my birthday!
You: you are a sad sack of lard

by SirSpooks May 11, 2022

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022