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Michael

An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 26, 2011
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michael

Michael, a person who typically renders with a large penis with lots of friends. Michael usually has lots of friends and has been in many relationships. Michael is an overall cool person to be around.
Isn't he such a Michael!
by BoTb EVOLUTIONN June 12, 2017
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Michael

Michael seems like a goofball who doesn't really care about anyone or anything. But that's not how he really is. He is really a sweet guy who would do anything to protect someone he really cares about. Even if they aren't together.....anymore. No matter what he wouldn't let anyone hurt that person who he cares for.....NO MATTER WHAT!!! And once you meet him you could easily like him, because that's just how he is. He is a VERY like-able person. And no matter what happens, you will always have feelings for him.....NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!
Michael is my Ex- Boyfriend.
by The_Lost_Girl_12 August 3, 2017
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michael

An attactive, sporty, cool guy but watch out because he is insane. he is crazy when it comes to girls. so girls watch out
is that michael? the crazy hot one? yes it is
by urban dictionary life April 6, 2017
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Michael

Michael: sorry i can't get it up
by giggly face 696969 August 13, 2010
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Michael

Michael, someone who is a total bro but also the one to get friend zoned because of his "too kind" personality . His vocabulary consists of "Yont!!" "Brother" and one can usually find him giving his "brothers" a "dap" and bro hug. Michael is genuinely a friend to all and makes you feel like the highlight of his day. Michael is a great friend who is highly regarded for his high sense of integrity and kindness.
"Wow! what a Michael."
by cmk0062 December 2, 2018
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michael

A person who is very intelegent now madder what they sayyyh about that personssssss
Michael is dumb as shit. TITS
by qergwthw November 29, 2017
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