tru tv

The absolute worst channel of all time. Blatantly rips off already terrible shows like Pawn Stars.

Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)

by the commodore January 7, 2014

Plasma TV

A peice of bull that rich people buy just to show off thier money and make people jealous. Most of the dont even use the television!!!

(person #1)I just bought a plasma tv that i dont even use and is totally useless.
(Person #2) oh wow im so jealous!!!

by Arameh January 4, 2006

TV fuzz

The blur that you see on tv in front of a woman's tits,and pussy when they show her naked on tv and also in front of ones finger when they flip someone off to keep you from seeing anything.
It ruins the whole show.I would rather they not even show it then have to look at tv fuzz.

I hate tv fuzz.

by Deep blue 2012 January 28, 2010

TV Dick

A person who criticizes a TV show while watching it and causes another annoyance and reduced enjoyment from show.

I happen to like this show, would you stop being such a tv dick so I can enjoy it please!?

by jeremy3s November 2, 2015

Brothers Tv

A funny show that makes me pee myself with laughter.

Did you watch Brothers Tv last nite??
Yea!! It was sooo Funny!

by Brad =w July 5, 2005

tv set

a place where you can go to magical places when you can't find the 2 week old marijuana that you bought off your step-sister because she grew up around the wrong crowd but you want the best for her so you help her out by giving her some money for drugs. you even give her sex when she wants but you know that no matter how much you try you'll never be able to save her from herself. you know you're the only one who can do anything because your mom is never home and your step-dad is an abusive alcoholic.

Rick : Yo, where is the TV set? I can't find my weed bro.

Paul : Bro, I think we sold it bro.

Rick : Bro, tv set though bro.

Paul : Bro, tv set

by HangoverPSY'd August 29, 2017

coffee and tv

A song by Blur that expresses being tired of life. Graham Coxon wrote the song to cheer Damon Albarn up. There's a cute milk box on the music video.

Girl: How are you?
Blur Fangirl: I'm like the Coffee and Tv lyrics. I'm brain-dead virtually!

by banalrandom June 6, 2016