National ask a boy out day

On November 5th ask a boy out

Girl: Hey would you like to date
Boy: Sure :)
Girl: Yay National ask a boy out day was successful

by Todoroki :) November 2, 2020

National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021

National Shut The Fuck Up Day

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

by mAnonmAr. April 13, 2019

National steal a cat day

This holiday falls on august 24th. You can steal anyone’s cat without any charges

Tim: I stole Sierra’s cat on national steal a cat day!

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

National lie to a girl day

When its April 16 you lie to a girl about something that will shock her

look i said i im not a virgin and she believed me because its national lie to a girl day

by Sexlover32432141 April 17, 2018

national booty shorts day

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

by Mr steak your chick August 14, 2021