Harrison ryan

The man that hats all the girls with his balls the size of bowling balls. the best big brain ever he is one of the best lads ever. A massive lady man.

His balls are almost as big as Harrison ryan

by Ben jenifer June 2, 2022

dirty ryan

a girl with massive honkers who loves taking it up the ass by a massive black man while a small white man shoved grapes in her ear so hard that they explode and grape juice starts to run through her blood stream and then she squirts grape juice as the big black man starts to rape the small white man in the back of a car

M: did you hear what me and the missus did last night, we did a dirty ryan

by niggahballsinmymouth779 June 9, 2022

PAX RYAN

Paxton is a man known for a legendary huge dick, also Paxton's are amazing kissers and all girls want Paxton's Dick. Paxton is an excellent tennis player and his dick hangs out when he plays (all the girls look at it).

Basically the freshest nigga God made

Boy: Pax Ryan stole my girlfriend

Friend: Well Pax Ryan has a huge dick, so she'll be good
Girl: Paxton's dick is so big!!

by Sara Richardson 6G June 16, 2022

LG Ryan

A Gay Lord dont talk to him at all

Did you hear LG Ryan talk,

No I don't listen to him

by Sofjrkwocuvfndkciigt June 23, 2022

Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.

Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.

by barackryan July 18, 2022

A’Ryan

When somebody spills somebody else’s Mary Jane in the grass.

I can’t believe you just did A’Ryan with my maryjane.

by SS37 opinionated Ahole August 3, 2022

butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women

“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”

by olafthesnowman123 August 14, 2022