Piss

ya do it every day!

(john) Man I really have to take a piss
(mike) Then go take one?

by orange15 May 24, 2021

Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.

"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"

by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020

Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.

by Big James May 10, 2018

Piss Take

Joshua

“Joshua is a piss take he never keeps his word”

by lovefool79 June 12, 2025

tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.

Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed

by w3z010 May 11, 2014

Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 1, 2021