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JOHN DROPKIDS

A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.
What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?
by SKAOREGON (Jamaal XY) June 14, 2024
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Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.
This mf really Johning right now
“You a John ass mf”
by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018
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John Doe

by Raven Ocean August 22, 2023
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John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.
Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?
by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022
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John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.
He is John Edward
by John Leary March 29, 2019
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John

by TheKing19981998 October 19, 2020
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William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.
by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021
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