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Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.
My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.
by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021
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Valentine’s Day

A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman

no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.
by Tommy Wilson February 3, 2022
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yern day

the day you yern people (stick finggas up butt)(community service)
oct 31
yern….ahh
yern day
by The Yern King October 7, 2021
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edater day

a day where people who met on the gaming app "discord" can celebrate being a discordian with their significant other online who they "love" so dearly.
Girl with online bf : "i'm so happy because today's a special day!"
Girl who dates irl : "why?"
Girl with online bf : "because today is edater day!"
Girl who dates irl : "what does that mean?"
Random boy : "it's when social rejects who have no social skills whatsoever date on discord and celebrate today so they feel special for being a discordian"
Girl who dates irl : "what a loser!"
by sick the edater October 13, 2021
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Arianator Day

A day where all arianators draw a moon on their right wrist , and show your favourite Snapchat / photos on Ariana on august 6th!
Person : did you hear about arianator day?
Person 2 : yes! I will draw a moon on my right wrist .
by Arianatorr2000 July 19, 2021
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appa day

Appa day is on March, 3!
What’s that in the sky?”
“Don’t you know? It’s Appa day!”
by Appalover2037 March 3, 2022
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Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.
“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
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