piss

When a baby gets hit by a car.

Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!

Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!

by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020

Victorian piss

The smell that they spray in places like the London dungeons to make it smell authentically old

Ew it smells like Victorian piss in here. (Also referred to as vicky piss)

by montana93 September 19, 2025

Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.

Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.

by Bibyoung July 21, 2019

shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

by pantaloon.exe May 26, 2019

Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 11, 2024

dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015