National ask a boy out day

On November 5th ask a boy out

Girl: Hey would you like to date
Boy: Sure :)
Girl: Yay National ask a boy out day was successful

by Todoroki :) November 2, 2020

National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021

National Shut The Fuck Up Day

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

by mAnonmAr. April 13, 2019

National trade nudes day

19th of May is national trade nudes day.
You have to send a nude to a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, ex, family member or stranger. And they have to return the favor.

Steve: guess what day it is!
Jill: tell me
*sends nudes to Jill*
Steve: NATIONAL TRADE NUDES DAY!!
Jill: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT!
*sends nudes to Steve*
Steve: YEAH!!!

by PleaseHitMeDaddy911 April 26, 2019

National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

National fake date day

You act as if your a real couple by calling each other cute nicknames, FaceTiming, hugging and maybe even kissing

Did you hear it’s national fake date day?

by Lateran -.- September 26, 2021