When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.
Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!
by Tisdonym October 13, 2020
A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.
A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.
by warsi-saab November 08, 2020
Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.
by The Answer Is 9 November 04, 2021
by Creativeword December 16, 2022
When someone forgets what they were talking about literally 3 seconds after talking about it, or gets so horribly distracted they forgot what they were going to say .
Dude, did you hear the Jenny go so distracted she forgot what the original topic was? That's a Teagan Moment dude!
by MysticScout June 10, 2022