cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."
by keeks July 30, 2005
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Nuke the cake

When you cum on her ass but there's so much cum it's like a nuke
Jaquavious: man, I nuked her cake
Ontavious: you cummed all over her ass?
Jaquavious: yeah it's called nuke the cake
by Wonky slush February 05, 2021
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Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.
Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.
by Gelly7 July 22, 2022
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flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes
Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name”
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“
by Flopcake_172 March 10, 2023
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Suncream Cake

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 25, 2010
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carrot cake walk

Something easy but boring as fuck
2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.
by SumB January 28, 2021
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cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
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