So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake
by a captain of industry November 25, 2011
Get the hotdog cakemug. by InfiniteIQ July 18, 2021
Get the Sussy Cakemug. A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.
"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
by mama_Houstonisbae April 29, 2018
Get the Cake assmug. Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit
by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025
Get the Alabama brown cakemug. 
cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit
me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha
me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha
by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020
Get the the cake is a liermug. A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.
I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.
by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025
Get the Puerto Rican Pound Cakemug.