Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.

Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!

by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024

chocolate rain

a trapeze artist has diarrhea and shits on 23 people

chocolate rain.

by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022

Reaching back into the chocolate

getting very deep in conversation about one subject or another while being high, stoned, or drunk.

Rob was talking about space travel and started reaching back into the chocolate.

by spacenuts August 29, 2010

Chocolate

A food in the form of a paste or solid block made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. Originated in Central America. Invented by Joseph Fry

Yummy!! This bar of chocolate is so delicous

by F10986 March 5, 2019