Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear

I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!

by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

Schrodinger's Boner

the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.

Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"

by secondoffall March 8, 2026

Putin’s Bubble Blower

When you cum in a Russian hookers asshole and have her blow cum bubbles out of her asshole.

I had a girl do the Putin’s Bubble Blower last night.

by Pastor Diddy March 22, 2025