Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.

“Those shoes lame asf”

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.

“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

Bell Kiss

When while taking a crap the turd breaks free and taps your ball bag on the way down.

While taking a huge crap, the turd gave me a bell kiss.

by Golf 3 July 15, 2020

kiss my cuchie

a saying to tell your best friend much like the saying "suck my dick"

Madi: your such an idiot Maria
Maria: oh kiss my cuchie XD

by kissmycuchie June 25, 2020

give someone a kiss day

December 12th is national give someone a kiss day so don't be shy and relatives don't count were not in Alabama

person 1: hey do you no what day it is

person 2: no ???
person 1: its give someone a kiss day

person 2:oh

person 1: *kiss*
(I'm sorry I'm doing all this to kiss my crush)

by a very gay person November 30, 2020

Give a kiss to..

On the 30th of October kiss your crush, boyfriend/girlfriend, mom/dad. Anyone that means something to you..

You: kisses
That person: ahhh they just kissed me YASSSSS
Now Give a kiss to..

by rando hobooo October 30, 2019

Cup Kiss

When you drink from someone else's cup, especially when using the same spot as the former user.

Cup kiss: two examples

Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?

Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?

by WilliardThe3rd May 22, 2020