Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

by acanthodian June 28, 2022

Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

Meat mates

Two woman who have slept with the same man

When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates

by Big dog 33 September 7, 2022

Meat Mensch

A penis, dick, or schlong

Slop that meat mensch on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion

“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?

by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

meat check

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.

the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.

by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015