Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Bean

Bean: meaning cute or small to describe someone or some animal

Awww the cat is a bean

by Eenzo December 29, 2023

Bean

Bean is an ex pill sometimes referring to ecstasy, also could refer to other pills such as Molly and such like pills

They was trippin', most likely cause they were all off those beans.

Or

I just popped a bean, I'm starting to feel it.

by The Jeckler January 18, 2022

Magic Bean

Slang term for vagina.

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!

by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

beans

sex.

I just had beans.

by tonydunn June 15, 2022