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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 18, 2019
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Kissy Kiss

*Kiss her forehead*
her: No give me a kissy kiss
by Tite V. Gina March 6, 2023
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slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.
Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.
by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014
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Daffodil kiss

Oh shit I want to give that girl a daffodil kiss
by HinBootz November 24, 2018
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Kiss

Kiss is when people touch to lips together a
when they in LOVE so dont kiss if in 6 above
DONT KISS 6 ABOVE KIDS
by Wussup ki March 5, 2021
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TheGenerals Kiss

The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
"I took a huge crap and got TheGenerals Kiss in return."
by ζαχαρίας March 29, 2022
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