Guy bi

when everything else completely fails to work and no more can be added you must bring this out.

Then:stfu u gay
Me:ur mom gay
Them:ur dad lesbian

Me:ur granny tranny
Them:ur pappy trappy

*me sweating*
Me:ur guy bi
The entire world becomes an airport for a landing station of all the planets as earth enters a dark zone and every single planet known to man starts hurdling toward it as Big Ben explodes and as the world starts to crumble letting out all the demons who were hidden beneath the rocks.

by joshieposhy May 10, 2018

three girls two guys

When three girls decide to have an intimate relationship with two guys it's pretty much two guy best friends dream accomplishment

Damn Zach and Cody got it going with Sarah, Hannah and victoria that's three girls two guys

by Dillpickle101 February 16, 2017

That guy

That one friend of yours who who is a time and energy vampire, always asks for favors, and creates drama. Meanwhile, all your other friends are chill af and cause no problems with you.

I need a new best friend, even though I've known him for 20 years, he is totally that guy..

by SoNotThatGuy June 18, 2016

Baby guy

A baby guy is someone who is a baby-guy. A baby guy complains about everything. A baby guy is mean and rude to people. A baby guy is the definition of a loser. A baby guy is grouchy and unhappy with life. A baby guy takes frustration out on others and blames everyone else for everything.

A baby guy is a gender neutral phrase. Both males and females can be a "baby guy".

Person1: I hate everyone and my life sucks!
Person2: Dude...stop being such a baby guy.

by Jaw-Knee A June 16, 2016

Guys Across The Hall

People that won't respond in your group chat and make noises when you walk in and ask them a simple question.

A group of people that are all buns.

Person1: What did you do to the guys across the hall?
Person2: I asked them to ball and they all instantly had seizures!

by DattMean June 13, 2016

3 guys 1 hot pocket

The same as a Bermuda Hot Pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!

by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

black guy bullseye

The perpetual target black men have on them their entire life. They are forced to survive in poor communities, harassed by law enforcement, are incarcerated at high rates, suffer job discrimination, receive poor medical care and have shorter life spans. black man, African-American, black male, brothers, inner city, ghetto, prison, discrimination, racism, black on black crime, law enforcement, cops, slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, mass incarceration, preschool to prison pipeline, the Black Codes, Dred Scott, the Deep South

Every evening when I come home from work, a police car is always in my rearview mirror. I've never been to jail, don't have a record and my tags are up to date. What gives man?! Joe, you aint trippin, you got the black guy bullseye on you.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016