Ever felt a singular moment in time when the world slows down around you and all of your worries disappear, there is only one thing on your mind....... Charlie Follon’s big juicy ass. A dirty Follon consists of the big man squatting above your sleeping head as he unloads a massive creamy shot into your eyes, waking you up, you then go to town on that ass, leaving no inch of that beautiful booty unlicked. Only then may you rest.
by Owen melling February 09, 2021
After a brutal amount of sex, the person who finishes last yells “You’re breathtaking!!” And proceeds to body slam the other person.
Mark: “ how was last night? “
Me: “ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”
Me: “ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”
by AfricanSimp June 16, 2020
by galaxyfe March 21, 2012
by drippy.cuh April 25, 2020
While talking with a group of male friends a woman walks up and pulls a Dirty Jessika out of nowhere and they are left speechless.
by JessikaJones November 07, 2021
When you cum on your girlfriend’s contact lens, and uses it as lubricant when you put them in her eyes.
by La mascarita April 29, 2021
A sexy, God like creature that came from a hole in the ground. Known for hating bald people and making scrummy snacks at skiddy’ssnaccshakk. Also a carrier of every single STI
“ Some one stole my rat and left me a note looking like a child wrote it”
“Must be pulling a Dirty Skidwoth”
“Must be pulling a Dirty Skidwoth”
by Milk4206921 April 19, 2020