Ur Mom

The Best Come Back Ever

Greg- Hey man wanna hang?

Phill- Naw man I wanna hang with ur mom

by URMOMISGAY.COM February 1, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

ur mom

the lovely woman with mommy milkers

peter: man, what were you doing last night?
jesus: i laid ur mom

by nicki minaj 🦄 June 3, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

ur mom

a very fat human

"ur mom fat"

by a RAdagia January 20, 2023

Your mom

What I did last night

-What did you do last night?
-Your mom

by Doritowheelchair April 27, 2022

mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

by hara$ March 31, 2021