calico dick

A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.

"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"

"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"

"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"

"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."

by Ryan Clifford February 19, 2008

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slappy dick

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

by JF Laplante June 7, 2004

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dick sleeve

The prepuce or foreskin of the penis. Also known as a sheath or hood. Retractable double layer of skin that slides up and down the shaft of the penis and normally covers and protects the glans (head) from friction. This part is surgically removed when a male is circumcised therefore not every guy still has his dick sleeve.

To hell with circumcision! I'm not getting my dick sleeve chopped off!

by Cappy1 July 9, 2010

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dick puller

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

by Phucker January 30, 2007

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Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.

You bacon dick mother fucker.

by Jemnon March 21, 2012

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Pork Dick

The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.

"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."

"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."

"Truth."

by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009

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