Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024

chocolate lesbian

it’s giving two women who really really love each other and are both food bloggers and both love swiss chocolate and are lesbians, and they say to themselves one day ‘awaooga’, and they take a bit of chocolate and shove it up their… then proceed to lick it out until they can taste no more chocolate. repeat and repeat. that’s it.

would you like to be chocolate lesbians tonight

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Chocolate

it can mean anything, like you can use it in anyway

LILLY: "i am going to the movies"
JACK: "that's chocolate"

or it can be

RON: " i just ate my house"
JACK: " that is chocolate"

by WHYAMISOINGTHIS67 February 2, 2024

Chocolate

a food in the form of a paste or solid block usually made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. it can also be made using other things and the etymological tern has now evolved even to encompass things like white chocolate, which has no cocoa at all.

Here, have some chocolate.

by Ajhdgs February 2, 2024

Chocolate

A food made typically made from roasted or ground cacao beans. It is generally sweetened and can be consumed in many forms. Since it's conceptipn, it's etymological meaning has now evolved to even encompass things made from substances apart from the cacao like white chocolate.

Here, have some white chocolate. It's great!

by AJShah February 6, 2024

Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.

1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.

by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024