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Cock Stamp

Doug has a cock stamp with half an H on his Dick.
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cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.
Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch
by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016
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Flying cock

The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.
James and Ted received strange looks when they were flying cock during happy hour.
by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017
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sehun’s cock

it’s something really huge, very powerful, you can’t even put it in your mouth because its really big, and when he cum inside your hole, your hole becomes full, and your uterus explode, it’s rare to find this cock, Sehun’s cock, people have been craving for it, men and women, would you give it a try if you ever have the chance to touch it or meet it?
audy: “ did you try sehun’s cock ?”

ikrame: “ YES IT WAS REALLY HUGE !!!”
by ikramecocksehun December 1, 2019
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Kayla Cock

Kayla loves sucking gay dick be careful you might get scratched she has braces.
by mrclucker March 12, 2020
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Schrodinger's Cock

Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.
Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.
by TheMenacingOctohedron May 9, 2020
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The Cock and Anchor

When you bang your girlfriend while she has a tampon in.
Brenda and I got pretty drunk after bar hopping last night. We didn't even realize until we woke up in the morning that we did The Cock And Anchor.
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
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