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rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
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Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting
Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!
by SXNNY July 9, 2020
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post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk
bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues
by bugsbun September 6, 2020
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Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching and looking for a jackboot to lick.
"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"
by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020
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Blue Springs South

Largest auction house in the world, with over 3000 stations and 70k+ slaves.
by penisbkdjs September 25, 2020
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My Electric blue

The definition of a stranger who meet you at a low point of your life and helped u get trough a person who’s text or voice with the right amount of energy makes your day 100x better. You felt a Electric connection with that person and you feel like you are in electric shock because your Electric blue is another level of either Cute, Hot, Clever, Sweet or in general a good person
You are my Electric Blue

Thank you for being my Electric blue
by Your random stranger November 5, 2020
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blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can
"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."
by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017
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