pretty dick

A nice circumsized dick, good length, looks smooth and a nice color

You have a pretty dick

by Baddraqq March 5, 2018

Dick Whistle

A male or female preferably a male who blows on dicks as if it were a whistle. It is commonly used to make fun of others by saying they blow dicks.

Dude your a Dick Whistle.

by Delusional State January 10, 2009

calico dick

A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.

"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"

"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"

"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"

"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."

by Ryan Clifford February 19, 2008

Side Dick

A bitches fuck buddy ; A male version of a side chick

"Man I sucked William good last night!"
"Aye, but isn't Noah your manz?"
"Nah bro, Noah my side dick, you know what I mean?"

by Daddy N December 4, 2018

dick storm

a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar

Girl-i cant believe i got stuck in that dick storm last night, it was nuts, literally!

by jerome12 December 23, 2008

corn dick

A corn dick is a stupid hick/redneck/backwards ass country fuck who is oblivious to anything other than hunting/bad country music/farming/and of course, corn. They loooove corn. Whenever you see a corn dick it is customary to give out a corn dick call, which you do so by using a very high pitched and loud voice and say: "UHH-WHOOUUUH, CORN!" high pitched emphasis should go into the 'OUUUH' bit followed by yelling corn in the most hick ass accent you can muster.

When a big dumb ford truck drives by with retarded ass stacks in the back and is blaring some stupid sad country song about how some whiney ass country fag got dumped while you and your friends can do nothing but laugh at pointing out how big of a douche bag corn dick the guy is as you call out to him using the trademark corndick call.

by Lockesmith November 8, 2011

slappy dick

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

by JF Laplante June 7, 2004