Acci-betterdon't 

An action that if accidentally done, would have a negative impact on the subject or scenario.

"Acci-betterdon't get that paint on your fingers!"

Acci-betterdon't by Chelseagrin1026 June 18, 2023

My boobs aren't Play-Doh! 

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

My boobs aren't Play-Doh! by QuacksO July 10, 2023

The Grass Ain’t Greener 

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

The Grass Ain’t Greener by E-lA September 5, 2023

@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:) 

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@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)

@Death: tf? you weren't on the list..

@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:) by 🇵🇭‼️ December 7, 2023

Aura of I.T. 

When a customer calls the helpdesk with a problem, complaining that something doesn't work, and the technician asks the user to demonstrate the issue, the issue seems to not exist when the technician is watching. When the issue seems resolved without the technician doing anything, the user then gets frustrated or angry because it didn't work moments ago.

Technician: Hello, thank you for calling the help desk. How may I assist you?
User: I'm trying to log into this application, but it keeps kicking me back to the log in screen... I tried 5 times now.
Technician: I'll be glad to help, I'm going to connect to your computer... Please try it again.
User: Fine, but it's NOT going to work.
*With the technician watching, the application works as expected, and the user logs in.*
User: What the hell?? This hasn't worked all day!!
Technician: Must be the Aura of I.T.! Applications are afraid to fail around us.

Aura of I.T. by AluMiNuM7777 February 7, 2024

Aboriginal Don't Crack 

Famously said. A common phrase spoken throughout time.

Y'know, Aboriginal don't crack. It's what they say. Y'know. Famously.

Aboriginal Don't Crack by _purple_guy November 8, 2024

that dog ain't gonna hunt 

That is a phrase a hunter may use or in general, a southern phrase meaning, "it's not gonna happen".

It's so cold outside;that dog ain't gonna hunt!" . Meaning, I ain't going out there, it's to cold.

that dog ain't gonna hunt by Venice Pandemic February 22, 2025