Piss Take

Joshua

“Joshua is a piss take he never keeps his word”

by lovefool79 June 12, 2025

thinks her piss is port wine

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

by Carol Knight July 7, 2023

Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback

"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"

by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020

ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.

John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.

by viperidae February 7, 2024

piss boarding

Water boarding but with piss.

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.

by I dont care call me whatever June 27, 2021

Pissed Off

Someone who's got piss on them

Example:
Person 1: Hey dude i'm pissed off
Person 2: Yes i can smell

i think i messed it up

oh shit i wrote it in the wrong part i'm pissed off

by wtf_does_pissedof_mean December 2, 2021

Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 17, 2023