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Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
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Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It
We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise
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Chocolate cake

A big black smelly sicky nigger ass, also very juicy and big, and it’s does clap
That’s a nice chocolate cake
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Dubai Chocolate

Term for rich people, hiring Instagram models, essentially as escorts, and then making them do sex acts that include scat
I guess he couldn’t get it from his wife so he promised me money and flew me all the way to Dubai for Dubai Chocolate.
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Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.
Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!
by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024
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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
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Chocolate Rain

a funny song made by a TayZonday
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain.
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